The Encyclopedia Vital

The Encyclopedia Vital is a new type of encylopedia. It includes all the information that is vital to you yet is not included in mainstream encyclopedias. Why is that, you ask? The reasoning is simple. Most encyclopedias are censored to meet the requirements of the tyrannical Encyclopedia Oversight Committee. The less you know about this organization, the better. However, what you should know is that there are vast amounts of information out there that you know nothing about. Numerous encyclopedists, including myself, have known about this secret information for years, but have been prevented from sharing it. But that is all about to change. Here, on this blog, The Encyclopedia Vital, for the first time ever, this information will be made public. As I, The Vital Encyclopedist, create new entries to what I hope will become the first published encylopedia of all the facts that you have been denied, I will post them on this blog. This will be the only place where such important articles as "Superbureaucracy," "Ptimmy the Pterodactyl," "Three-Hand Disease," "Robert Halloway," "Seacowboy," and many, many others can be found. The purpose of the blog is to generate word of mouth, or "buzz," so that publishers will finally bow to the inevitable and publish the first encyclopedia to include this vital, but censored, information. Tell your friends, your enemies, those you are indifferent to, and those you regard as being somewhere else on the spectrum that all the vital information that you need to know is here. Do that, and soon enough I will obtain my goal of putting all of this information into the published form, a form that you will have to pay for.

(Note: the other articles included in The Encyclopedia Vital will not be written in such a savvy marketing style; The Encyclopedia Vital is nothing if not a serious enterprise. This is merely a "gimmick article" intended to attract readers and does not reflect the ultimate goal of The Vital Encyclopedist or The Encyclopedia Vital.)